Anachronistic Kings

7/26/23

I drive down Pelayo

to Aragon

to El Camino Real

to Pico

to the 5, north or south,

to get away from my life.

 

But the dirt of the street

sticks to my skin.

 

Windows rolled all the way down.

Ruach, the mighty wind,

cleanses from within.

 

A rock cracks my windshield.

Why can’t I escape it?

 

Are rocks proof that life is random?

Or is life the rocks we choose

to pave our path and shape it?

 

I pick up two hitchhikers,

queer prophets

(to be fair, all prophets are a bit queer):

 

the King of Babylon

and the King of Egypt,

smelling of pomegranates

with flowers in their beards.

 

Sitting in the backseat,

they argue about satire—

the Babylonian Bee—

and dreams,

which themselves dream

of REM sleep.

 

Dynasties left behind

in the rearview mirror.

 

Anachronistic kings,

thousands of years displaced.

 

“You’re better off,”

says Nebuchadnezzar

to Amenemhat,

referring to a pebble

with the power of dynamite,

which redefined his life.

 

“When I was ambitiously young,

looking to grow my Nebu brand

and my Chaldean kingdom,

prophecy struck:

 

“An invisible hand hewed a rock

from the Mountain

that struck the base of the fountain

that raised to life a statue

with metal alloys and clay parts.

 

“It came crashing down, and with it,

the Hanging Gardens of Babylon

and the silver framed Mede and Persian art.

 

“The Greek gods of Olympus

and Nero’s persecution of Christians.

 

“And modern Europe’s secularization

of a sacred nation.”

 

Nebuchadnezzar looks at me

in the mirror and says,

“This story would’ve been a YouTube sensation.

 

“Only the blessed

are woken out of their daze

by a pebble that breaks their gaze,

driving into the hurricane that is their life.”

 

Pharaoh laughs.

 

“Seven fat cows swallowed

by seven lean cows.

 

“That is the prophecy every mathematician

takes to his grave—

an embalming spice preserved to make,

no matter the number of mummified bandages

used for his escape.”

 

“This is as far as I go,” sighs Nebu.

“I leave you with these lyrics

to set to muse and play on Spotify:

 

“The God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and Joseph

will hear only the resounding words

of the one whose depths

have led him to walk out on his pride,

on all fours, mentally disabled,

eating grass and shrubs

like it was on a banquet table,

living the bovine life for seven years.”

 

Pharaoh tips me with one last aphorism:

 

“Seven years of fasting.

Seven years of feasting.

 

“The former stays as you see it

in the middle of the glass

of your own prison—

a ‘random’ crack.

 

“The latter waits for you

with anticipation,

praying for you to turn back.”

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